Monthly Archives: April 2011

Out With a Bang

In these turbulent times, it’s strangely comforting to find evidence that political histrionics are nothing new; in fact, they are part of a long and venerable tradition.  From the Chatham Record of 1 April 1880, it appears that the more things change, the more they stay the same:

Turner Expelled

The public generally will heartily approve of the action of the House of Representatives in expelling Joe Turner, and the only wonder is that he was not expelled long ago.  His oft repeated violation of all decorum, his reiterated insults offered to the House, and his disorderly conduct have long since deserved the punishment of expulsion. He was finally expelled last Friday under the following circumstances.

He began to make a speech, but was using such improper language and behaving so disgracefully that the Speaker called him to order, whereupon he defied the Speaker and refused to stop.  A resolution was at once introduced to expel him which elicited much discussion, and finally this was withdrawn and another resolution passed ordering him to be arraigned at the bar of the House and be publically reprimanded by the Speaker. 

As soon as this resolution was passed Turner spoke at length, abusing the Speaker and the House, and unceremoniously took his departure, whereupon a resolution of expulsion was immediately introduced and adopted.

It is said that Turner has been eagerly desiring to be expelled, so that he might appear as a martyr, and as one who had been persecuted by the “ring”, and we are truly rejoiced that he is at last gratified, for he is quite welcome to all the “capital” that he can make out of his expulsion.

Skulduggery in Tennessee

Walks In Upon His Own Burial: Man Appears As His Supposed Body Is Lowered Into Grave

Bristol, Tenn., Special – In the midst of a solemn burial service, when members of the family were seeing lowered into the grave what they believed to be the body of their husband and father, James Swecker, the man supposed to be dead, suddenly appeared upon the scene to the utter amazement of the funeral party.  This happened yesterday in the village of Timber Ridge, near Greeneville, Tenn.

Swecker is a veteran of the Civil War, and a somewhat eccentric character.  Last fall he announced himself as a candidate for Congress in the First Tennessee District, canvassing every county. He disappeared from his home a few days ago.

The body of a man answering Swecker’s description was found by Southern Railway employees.  Death resulted either from murder or from being struck by a train.

In a pocket of the dead man were found papers containing the name of Swecker, and this, together with marked resemblances, led to a positive identification.

The coffin was raised from the grave and further examination leads to the conclusion that the body is that of a man named Mellengore, who recently disappeared from his home at Morristown, Tenn.

from The Chatham Record, 19 April, 1911



Fashion Bulletin

What Women Are Wearing,” from 1 April 1909.
Notably missing from the article: any mention (or evidence) of “What Women Are Eating.”

Good for what ails you

In April 1899, the following ad appeared in The Chatham Record:

HEAD ACHE

“Both my wife and myself have been using CASCARETS and they are the best medicine we have ever had in the house. Last week my wife was frantic with headache for two days. She tried some of your CASCARETS and they relieved the pain in her head almost immediately. We both recommend Cascarets.”

Sounds like good stuff, no?  The following week, another ad for Cascarets appeared, but this time is was for a different ailment:

INSOMNIA

“I have been using CASCARETS for Insomnia, with which I have been afflicted for over twenty years, and I can say that Cascarets have given me more relief than any other remedy I have ever tried.”

Wow! This stuff cure headaches and insomnia!  But wait – there’s more.  The following week, yet another ad for Carscarets turned up. Guess what else it’s good for?

BAD BREATH

“. . . My daughter and I were bothered with sick stomach and our breath was very bad. After taking a few drops of Cascarets we have improved wonderfully. They are a great help in the family.”

OK, so my headache is gone, my insomnia is cured, and my breath smells like sweet violets.  But what about my unfortunate complexion?

PIMPLES

“My wife had pimples on her face, but she has been taking CASCARETS and they have all disappeared.”

Wonderful stuff! I would get up and order some Cascarets right now if only I weren’t feeling so sluggish.

What’s that? Cascarets can do something for that, too?

LAZY LIVER

“I have been troubled a great deal with a turpid liver, which produces constipation. I found CASCARETS to be all you claim for them and I secured such relief the first trial, that I purchased another supply and was completely cured.”

And if you think this week’s ad is a bit too personal, hang on to your hat. A week later, the following ad offered yet another use for those amazing little tablets:

TAPE WORMS

“A tape worm eighteen feet long at least came upon the scene after my taking two CASCARETS. This I am sure has caused my bad health for the past three years.”

Yep. That would do it.